Collateral Doggage December Outtakes

Collateral Doggage- n. Unintentional or accidental style comma to a dog that would not be a lawful fashionista target, in the circumstances ruling at the time. The phrase is prevalently used as an euphemism for a dog of a fashion action.

Mr. Oliver was quite the "Holiday Ham", as my brother nicknamed him, this Christmas season. Getting handsomely dapper in his knit sweater and bow-tie, he was head over heels when we gave him his faux "Hickory Farms" squeaky toy set. Cheese ball, Dijon mustard, crunchy cashews and all, he cannot get enough play time with them. Joining him this holiday season was his dog cousin Mr. Buddy. Do not be fooled by the pictures below!  A grumpy age of 7, he ate half of my Apple Walnut cake! 

Bow: Gypsy Tailor, Knit Sweater: Martha Stewart